Saturday, December 29, 2012

Preview to The Bachelor: Hot Ass Sean Edition

Hello, World. Sorry I've been M.I.A, finals were a bitch and I'm trying to work my way through about 6 different series on Netflix.
They don't even know what's coming...

As we all know, our boy Sean is the new Bachelor. I was fortunate enough to stumble upon pre-released contestant photos and mini bios and I'll just give you a quick peek into what this season has in store for us:

1. I Spy a few interesting occupations, ie: Vegas Poker Dealer and Cruise Ship Entertainer.

2. No Dental Hygenists (as of yet).

3. 3 OR MORE women of color- ABC is trying to disprove all accusations that they are racist...mainly because we haven't seen any brothas or sistahs up in here since 'Nam.

4. About 5 Ashleys, 3 Laurens, and 1 Desiree. There always has to be a Desiree and she is always a bridal stylist from LA (by way of Lancaster, PA where she hopped off the horse and buggy after Rumspringa...but that's just a guess).

5. Absolutely no ginger ladies in the bunch. Red Power is lacking.

January 7th at 8pm.

Gird your loins for 2 whole hours of awkwardly forward first encounters between Sean and las chicas desperadas.

I'm looking forward to ripping each of these ladies apart just as much as the rest of you are.

It's going to be a great season, folks.