Last week Walt broke our frail little hearts and hired Todd to kill Jesse.
Or did he hire Todd's uncle?
Is the guy really Todd's uncle or is it that kind of situation where he was just really good friends with Todd's parents so he just calls him his uncle?
Or did he work for him for so long that it's like "Dude, just call me your Uncle/ shady employer."?
This show makes me think so much sometimes I forget where I am.
This week Lydia's back, shaking like a Chihuahua in that fiercely blue peacoat.
Todd's uncle and his sidekick don tastefully placed swastika tattoos so we know exactly how much we are supposed to hate them.
The poor, pointy-forheaded lackey thinks that the photo of Jesse and the fake brains is legit and sang like bird to Hank and Agent Gomez about a bunch of stuff I totally wasn't paying attention to.
"He's not a rat, he's just...angry." says Walt as Uncle Neo-Nazi questions him about Jesse being the target.
"What was the price per head last time?"
"One cook, after the job is done."
I can only use gifs of Jennifer Lawrence because I'm THAT excited about Catching Fire coming out in November.
Walt pays Andrea (Jesse's old flame) a visit while her son, Brock, munches on cereal and uses his kid intuition to figure out that Walt is the worse thing that could happen to his family at the moment.
I keep forgetting Hank has Jesse's Hello Kitty phone.
I keep forgetting Jesse even had a Hello Kitty phone.
I keep forgetting to pee during commercials and now kind of wish I had a Hello Kitty phone.
Saul and Junior finally meet and Skylar could not be more uncomfortable if Marie were wearing pink instead of a shade of violet or plum.
Jesse calls Walt and claims he's burning the barrels of money while I think he's really just sitting in Hank's living room getting joy from knowing Mr. White is racing across the state into the desert after those barrels of dough.
OR HE'S RIDING SHOTTY WITH HANK AND GOMEZ WHILE WALT HIDES BEHIND A ROCK.
The man is crying.
I'm crying...on the inside.
This is legitimately a game of man hunt.
Olly Olly Oxen Free, Walt.
Allow me to just point out the look of utter joy and excitement that spreads across Jesse's face as Walt is brought to his knees and handcuffed by his own brother-in-law.
WAIT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!
UNCLE JACK STOP.
STOP UNCLE NEO-NAZI JACK.
DON'T DO IT YOU NECK-TATTED CRETIN.
I muted the TV.
I had to.
I just can't.