Apparently this season is the best by far and the ratings are off the charts thanks in large part, to Sean's abs. Tonight's episode is also brought to you by all of the women scorned by Sean's love and rejection.
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Let's not let a Tierrable situation be the first thing discussed, Chris. Let's create a nice build up over the course of the night and allude to it in promos before we want to gouge our eyes out.
Sean just tweeted that he is the one picking the tweets thats run across the bottom of the sceeen. If they suck my love for him may be compromised.
For the love of Sean Connery can you all SEE her frickin' eyebrow? It's making a run for her forehead. Retreating to her weave.
"I wasn't going there to find my best friend" she says. WELP. There ya go. Mission accomplished.
At least we know she can spell. Can she spell anything else? P-S-Y-C-H-O.
"I'm not calling you a liar I'm saying you lied to me." The start to every valid argument on this show.
Bottom line. Tierra doesn't want or need friends. She's her own best friend.
"When I was a girl I was Little Miss Nevada." Was your name also Lola, and were you a showgirl?
Sarah, we've missed you and your arm. Not really but whatever.
When she gets a manicure does she get it at half-price?
I like to think that she's gone as the Venus de Milo at least once for halloween.
I don't really need to see the Des/Sean montage. I just don't. Do you guys? Because I'm all set.
There is only one word for AshLee's face while she watched the montage, organized.
She doesn't love Sean anymore. She's "reeled in her feelings."
|"I wanna beat you right now because you said it."|
Sean looks smaller. He's been skipping leg day. Chris needs to be there with him at the gym. Friends don't let friends skip leg day.
There are bloopers.
There are shirtless Sean bloopers.
Praise be to whey protein.
Next Week On The Bachelor
The final rose is given and
So who will it be?
Looney Lindsay? Quirky Catherine?
Thank Beyonce its my Spring Break next week so I won't be frantically studying for another Art History Exam after blogging.
I hope you all are grateful that I sacrifice my academic integrity by ignoring about 50 Byzantine-Renaissance flashcards from the hours of 8-11 PM.