So here we are again. Another season of the Bachelorette and the one year anniversary of this blog starting! This time around we have Desiree Hartsock as Our Lady Desperately Seeking Spouse. I'm doing you all a solid by giving you a little pre-cursor to what men we have to look at for two hours every Monday night. Seriously ABC, could we not just let our brains rot for the one hour? We have to sit through TWO?
This is making me upset already and the season hasn't even premiered yet. Let's just move along to the beefy bachelors, sarcasm, and cynicism already.
But maybe this time we should let the men speak for themselves, right?
Or maybe I could just do it for them?
I prefer the latter.
|Hi, I'm Larry from Kansas. I look like I came straight out of a Lens Crafters commercial and that's about it.|
|Howdy, my name is Robert, but you can call me Baby Robert because I look like I just came out of the womb.|
So there we have it. This is only a small sample of the gems we'll get to know and loathe on this season of The Bachelorette, I left out some men for the sake of surprise.
Enjoy the show on Monday, everyone.
I know I will.